I Don't Ask For Much But The 2. Audi RS4 Avant In America Would Be Nice.

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I work hard. I pay my taxes, most of the time. I stay away from any hard drugs and I try not to commit crimes. I am good upstanding American; I know this because I keep telling myself that I am and that makes it true. But there is one thing I can never have: the latest generation Audi RS4 Avant.

I haven’t seen any word from Audi yet that this car won’t be sold in the U. S. But come on. It probably won’t. The only A4 wagon you can buy here is the A4 allroad, which is fine, but also mostly around because dealers can trick people into thinking it’s some kind of SUV. And the RS4 isn’t even sold here as a sedan. So if you’re asking me what the odds are that the U.

S. will get a hopped- up German luxury midsize power wagon, I’d say: not great, friend! That’s a shame. The new RS4 Avant, unveiled at the Frankfurt Motor Show, sounds fun. It puts out 4. 44 horsepower from a 2. V6 (a version of which we often see in various front- engine Porsches these days), quattro all- wheel drive and an eight- speed automatic with paddle shifters. Zero to 6. 0 mph, according to Audi, happens in a mere 4.

It’s lower than a typical A4, and with superior brakes and a performance- tuned suspension—all the goodies you need for fast wagoning. I would normally close this by saying “Bring it here, Audi!” but I’ve seen this movie before.

So I’ll stick to admiring it from afar, in pictures.

Thieves Steal ATM With Forklift in Daring Arkansas Heist. It’s a lot harder to “take the money and run” when the cash you want is trapped inside an ATM. But some daring thieves in Arkansas recently used a forklift in their effort to do just that. The thieves crashed an enormous CAT forklift into the drive- thru portion of a bank on Wednesday, August 1. ATM. And police now believe that these criminals might have some ties to the construction industry. I wonder what gave them that idea.

The thieves hit the First Service Bank in Conway, Arkansas around 3: 3. Wednesday morning. The Conway Police Department posted the video to Facebook, captured from the bank’s CCTV cameras, and are asking the public for help in identifying the perpetrators. You can’t clearly see any people in the video, so they’re asking people to help identify the forklift. Even if you make off with an ATM, it can be incredibly hard to crack them open. But given the brute force already demonstrated by these criminals, something tells me they’re going to try and find a way with something big and menacing. But a warning for anyone who thinks this might be a good idea for them: More and more ATMs have GPS tracking. Watch Ben Collins Stunt Driver HD 1080P.

So even if you make away with the machine, you might have the police on your tail a lot sooner than you’d like. If you have any information about the theft, the Conway Police are asking the public to call 5.