The Single Most Unexpectedly Creepy Kids’ Movie Of All Time. Unlike in the recent CGI Chipmunk movies, the Chipettes in both the 8. The Chipmunk Adventure are explicitly human, which makes the implied sexual tension between them and the Chipmunks profoundly unnatural. This disquieting notion is only made more uncomfortable by the fact that the filmmakers were adamant about continuously showing the little girls' underwear.

In the movie, some diamond smugglers trick Alvin, Simon, and Theodore into taking part in a race around the world as a front for their criminal operation. Information about the feature length movie as well as viewer comments, and a cast list. Share this Rating. Title: Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (TV Movie 1989) 8.1 /10. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site?

The Samuel Goldwyn Company. All of the animators who worked on this shot are now on a federal watchlist.↓Continue Reading Below. The movie goes out of its way to put The Chipettes in suggestive situations. As we mentioned before, they get sold into slavery by INTERPOL and are turned into scantily clad belly dancers. At another point, they run into a hurricane, which somehow manages to tear off just enough of their clothing to avoid being illegal.

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While they're trapped in the 8- year- old pimp- king's sex prison, the girls try to escape by seducing some snakes via song. And the snakes are super into it. The Samuel Goldwyn Company. These four frames are all we can legally show you from that entire scene.↓Continue Reading Below. Watch The Woman Online Mic more. Here's what these little girls are singing to their phallic reptilian jailers: The Samuel Goldwyn Company. The Samuel Goldwyn Company. Prince wrote this song but declined to record it himself because he felt it was too on the nose.

In case you have the slightest doubt, the Oxford, Merriam Webster, and Macmillan dictionaries all define "getting lucky" as slang for convincing someone to have sex with you. So, The Chipmunk Adventure features a sequence wherein three preteen girls convince a room of snakes to let them free by promising to fuck them. Watch Female Fight Club Vioz. To be fair, the Chipettes don't have the monopoly on sexual inappropriateness in this film. The Chipmunks perform their own sexually- charged opus they use to seduce hot women (and children) while they're in Mexico: The Samuel Goldwyn Company. This one has more of a Shakira vibe.↓Continue Reading Below. The song totally works, by the way, to Alvin's inexplicable surprise: The Samuel Goldwyn Company"We should start reading these lyrics beforehand!"So, to recap, The Chipmunk Adventure is a movie about incestuous villains tricking children into going on an awesome diamond- smuggling adventure while murderously neglectful cops chase them, people of all races try to kill them, and little girls sing about doing it with animals.

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